Top Ten Signs Disco is Finally Dead

Following an excursion into a land filled with sequined – styled jackets, false eyelashes and fake boobs – a discovery that the soundtrack of the 70’s has indeed passed on to the great dance floor in the sky took place.

Yes – Mesdames and Messieurs, Disco Music is dead for real this time!

How does one know? How do you judge the disappearance of Bell-bottoms,’ satin shirts opened to the belly button’ and ‘Italians losing their masculine ways’? How can the extinction of a Disco Duck be explained to the offspring of blondes with Corvette -induced backseat one night stands?

Here now are the top ten signs Disco is finally dead ….

10. ‘Danny’ no longer turned on by ‘Sandy’.

9. Disco Balls everywhere re-vamped into fishbowls with an attitude !

7. The song ‘Ladies Night’ renamed ‘Cougar Night’.

6. Not only does Leo Sayer not ‘Feel Like Dancin’ – when he holds out his hand, his arthritis makes him scream like hell ….

5.Due to health reasons – The Village People forced to hire two ‘little people’ to complete the letter ‘A’ on stage during the performance of YMCA ….

4. Sister Sledge‘s ‘Family’ reduced to three crazy uncles and a cross – dressing nephew from the Phillipines ….

3. Gloria Gaynor is ‘Surviving’ in the shoe department at Wallmart!

2. The good news? K.C is still touring …The bad news? The Sunshine Band’s world is a little ‘dark’ right now yet according to the doctor – Paxil does wonders!

and the Number One Sign Disco is Finally Dead?

1. ‘Disco Inferno’ more like a very small-stove-top fire ..