The bad boys of Rock n Roll will be celebrating a half century of being bad boys.

When … is anybody’s guess!

Officially, the birthdate is 2013. That is when Charlie Watts joined the boys. After all – the Stones are not the Stones without Charlie …

What will they do? Have a party at the local IHOP? Place celebratory syrop upon mounds of pancakes? Something says no!

The boys from Britain are far too creative for such a Bohemian bash.

Here now are the top ten plans for the Rolling Stones’ anniversary.

10. Finally get around to doing something about that God – awful tongue!

9. Keith Richards’ accumulation of ‘ free blood transfusion coupons’ a plus for the upcoming tour.

8. An extra ‘ eighteen seat’ table to be ordered for Mick Jagger’s ex – girlfriends ( post 1981 ).

7. If Ron Wood invites his girlfriends, ensure bouncers are thorough in checking
I.D.

6. Make sure invites go to all the band’s contemporaries ( wait – they are all dead!)

5. An extra ‘ eighteen seat’ table to be ordered for Mick Jagger’s ex – girlfriends ( circa 1964 – 1969 )

4. A souvenir album to be put together so Keith Richards can reminisce for the first time.

3. Call Bill Wym …ah never mind!

2. Ensure the moniker ‘ the greatest rock n roll band in the world’ is changed to ‘ the universe ‘.

And the number one plan to celebrate the

anniversary?

1. Call up Paul and Ringo, say ‘ in your face ‘ and hang up quickly!