In the with new bathwater – out with the old.
Everyone attempts to improve when a New Year arrives. Better lifestyles – better outlooks. Everyone, it seems, not content with their current situation.
Why Should Musicians Be Different ?
Here are the Top Ten Musician’s New Year’s Resolutions.
- Stop playing free gigs for my Grandma
- Start the ball rolling on the band’s bobble head dolls.
- Practice the ‘twist, roll and flip’ move more often to avoid sprains.
- Remember to have my Web guy change ‘steaming’ to ‘streaming’ as soon as possible
- Remember to hire a ‘Web Guy‘
- Under no circumstances, even if I get a free chair, shall I ever perform at the opening of a furniture store again.
- Remember to never again refer to my female fans as ‘my favorite pussies’.
- Call lawyer to straighten out that ‘my favorite pussies’ situation.
- Ask manager how to do that Carpool Karaoke thingy …
- More cowbell !